Some people are just so stupid

I'm sorry but I have to let it of my chest hahah....

So I'm at work and the phone is ringing, I answer with: "Good afternoon, Perry Sport Overtoom Cherrelle speaking..."

- Are you open ?

Time freezes....

I'm thinking: No I'm just a random person, breaking into a closed store, who likes to answer phone calls...

Start

Yes ma'am we're open...
ok thanks...

A much better question would be: When are you closing ? But hey that's just me...

another example:

Hi do you work here?

Nah I just like to wear the same outfit as the people working in this store... I wake up, put on this bright RED polo shirt with the companies name on it, and stand in the store....

Yes ma'am I work here, can I help you... (dumbass) <---- thought ;)